Move along the bus, please. Allah is waving his begging bowl
I keep bumping into Allah in London because this Ramadan, Allah is riding on a lot of double-decker British buses. Britain’s biggest Muslim
Jules Gomes
May 10, 2018
Cardboard cutout bishops stand silent as their leader makes an ass of himself
The Archbishop of Canterbury is about to undergo plastic surgery after losing his face earlier this week. Sussex Police gave Justin Welby a
Jules Gomes
Apr 25, 2018
Magician Mullally and the English rope trick
Mullally’s deadliest spell was reserved for evangelicals like William Taylor, Vicar of St Helen's Church, Bishopsgate. Her English rope
Jules Gomes
Dec 31, 2017
In defence of offensiveness
‘Your god has gone for a shit!’ In our age of sanctimonious civility, no religious leader would dare to deploy this polemical barb in interf
Jules Gomes
Oct 29, 2017
Why can’t a Welby be more like a man?
Scientists are studying this outlandish space alien from the planet of Yabadabadoo known as a Welby. This remarkable creature has been putti
Jules Gomes
Oct 8, 2017
