The wicked witch of the York silences bells with ‘Elf and Safety’ spell
Once upon a time in the land of Eboracum there lived a wicked witch called Vicious Viv Foul. Vicious Viv lived in a magnificent castle with
Jules Gomes
Oct 18, 2016
Welby and Francis believe six impossible things before breakfast
Like Alice, Justin “Wobbly” Welby and Pope “Pancho” Francis have fallen through the rabbit hole. They inhabit a fantasy world populated by p
Jules Gomes
Oct 12, 2016
The Devil enlists feminists and lust to make a workplace for wandering hands
My dear Wormwood, How good and pleasant it is to watch the feminists get their knickers in a twist. Forty years ago we celebrated with a fir
Jules Gomes
Aug 17, 2016
Will the brave new world of Methodist marriage extend to incest?
Welcome to the Methodist Church Marriage Bureau Hotline. All our ministers are busy solemnising marriages right now. Your call is very impor
Jules Gomes
Aug 14, 2016
Welcome to the crazy Machiavellian world of the General Synod
Merkel knows that her problem is worthy of the mind of Machiavelli in a mitre. So like the Queen of Sheba she makes a pilgrimage to York to
Jules Gomes
Jul 12, 2016
